ChatGPT now remembers everything about me… and I’m oddly okay with it. Welcome to Episode 185 of the What Are We Doing? podcast, where I let the robots write my bio, pitch myself to Fyre Festival 2 (yes, that Fyre Fest), and publicly roast Selena Gomez’s new dental work. It’s what we do.We’re kicking things off with OpenAI’s latest update—ChatGPT's new Memory feature—and naturally, I gave it a go. I asked it to describe me based on everything I’ve ever typed into this little AI box of dreams, and what it spit back was…uncomfortably accurate. I’m talkin’ “ax-throwing, satire-slinging, DJ-by-night WordPress wizard” levels of accurate. We turned that bio into an epic cinematic intro, complete with mystery music and unnecessary drama. You're welcome.Then, things get spiritual (and mildly inappropriate) when I introduce the AI-Jesus cinematic universe. We're talking full core AI-Jesus, passion project podcasts featuring Satan, and why we all might be a little too tired of our favorite murder pods. Move over Wondery, we want the Sermon on the Mic.But wait, there's more. FireFest 2 is allegedly still happening—Billy McFarland is back, baby! So I do what any sane, logical man would do: I pitch myself as the headliner. Not just a DJ set, no no—we're talking karate demonstrations, childhood dance routines, a live balloon-swallowing magic act, a DJ set and a live podcast taping. Oh, and a mistletoe Bieber cover. On the beaches of Mexico. In June. Billy, pick me. Choose me. Love me.Need more chaos? Don’t worry, we got:🔥 A satirical breakdown of Trump’s “just be cool” stock market strategy.🔥 A dramatic update on Drew Ski and Bambi’s post-Coulda Been Love beef, complete with titty-sucking accusations.🔥 Benny Blanco’s fruit snacks, his egg-themed phone case, and the poetic love confessions that made Selena Gomez weep and/or get her teeth done.This episode is an ADHD-fueled rollercoaster that proves once and for all: I’m ready for my Netflix special, a Vegas residency, or at the very least a denim bucket hat with FIRE FEST II embroidered on the front.🎤 So if you’re still listening to true crime and eating overnight oats, it might be time to switch things up. Tune in, lock in, and let’s ride.Hit the LIKE. SMASH the SUBSCRIBE. RING that bell.Because when the next episode drops, I want you to hear the notification and whisper to yourself: “What are we doing?”*************************************************************✅BLUECHEW - FIRST ORDER FREE Only $5 Shippinghttps://wawdpod.com/blue*************************************************************✅DUDEROBE - PROMO CODE: WAWD 20% OFFhttps://duderobe.com - promo code: WAWD*************************************************************